( bubbling )
( humming )
Finished at last!
What do you boys think of me masterpiece?
( SpongeBob reads sign )
What! That is totally unfair!
Squidward's right, that's totally unfair!
Couldn't we get to work earlier than 6:00 a.m.?
Like 5:30 a.m.?
Or 5:00 a.m.? Or 4:00 a.m.?
Zip it.
What the...?
The Chum Bucket open 23 hours!
So, that little piece of flotsam plankton
thinks he can stay open longer than me, does he?
Sure. I don't know. Why not?
Well, he's wrong! Oh, okay, sure.
As of now, The Krusty Krab is open 24 hours!
Did you hear that, Squidward?
We get to keep working and working and working
without ever having to go home.
I got to pinch myself 'cause I must be dreaming.
Ow!
Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow!
Ow...!
Ow!
Well, I'm not dreaming.
Open 24 hours, eh?
( chuckles ): I knew he couldn't resist
staying open later than me.
My evil plan is working perfectly.
He'll run his employees into the ground,
and when SpongeBob's mind finally cracks from exhaustion,
l'll get him to tell me the secret Krabby Patty formula!
( evil laughter )
( stops laughing )
Why aren't you laughing?
I've heard this joke before.
KRABS: All right, everybody!
The Krusty Krab is entering day three of nonstop service!
Let's give it up for day three!
Yee-haw! Day three!
Krabby Patty, I don't care if we have to stay open
till the day after the end of time.
As long as I'm with you, l'm complete.
Day ten of nonstop service!
Mr. Krabs, can I go home yet?
No one goes home!
Look at these bags under my eyes.
Even my bags have bags.
( screaming )
Quit your bellyaching, Squidward.
You don't hear SpongeBob complaining, do you?
♪ K-R-A-B-B-Y P-A-T-T-Y, says I. ♪
You can learn a few things from that boy.
Mr. Krabs, he is not normal.
( kissing moans )
All right, you can sit down for five minutes.
Then it's back to work!
( loud thump )
Drat! He's not collapsing from exhaustion!
But with a little more pressure,
the Sponge will crack like an egg.
Then I'll be there to feast on the goo of his shattered psyche.
( slurping )
( evil laughter )
Ew! A spider bug.
( groans )
Now, come on.
Krusty Krab!
The restaurant that never closes.
You'd like to place an order?
10,000 Krabby Patties?
We'll start your order right away, Mr., uh, uh...
What was that name again?
Uh-huh. Peter Lankton.
Wait a minute.
This isn't some kind of prank, is it?
Uh... no.
Good. We'll call you when it's ready, Mr. Lankton.
Kick it into high gear!
We got a big order!
I'm counting on you, boy!
I need you to raise that spatula!
Yeah!
And I need you to say "Team Krusty Krab!"
Team Krusty Krab!
That's me boy.
Now, make me 10,000 patties!
And no breaks.
Whoo-hoo! Did you hear that, spatula?
You, me and 10,000 Krabby Patties.
And the best part?
No breaks.
Wow!
Day 15!
Give it up for day 15!
♪ K-R-A-B-B-Y P-A-T-T-Y... ♪
( evil laughter )
One thousand, three hundred, twenty...
Day 23!
Give it up for day 23!
6,654...
KRABS: Day 30!
SPONGEBOB: 7,121...
( evil laughter )
8,659...
Wait, what's going on?
Whoa! Whoa!
Day...
Anyone know how many days it's been?
I lost track.
Forty-three.
( gasps )
What the flimflam?!
What are you doing in here, boy?
You're wasting all me food.
Boy?
Oh! Oh-oh-oh!
Oh...
Oh, hey, Mr. Krabs.
When did you get in here?
Boy, I'm worried that...
( muffled talking )
Got it?
I'm sorry, Mr. Krabs.
Uh, could you run that by me again?
Sure, I said, I'm worried that...
( muffled talking )
That's what I thought you said.
Now, let me offer this as a rebuttal.
( screaming )
Stay back! I'm warning you!
All right, now you're just acting silly.
I want you to...
( muffled talking )
No! Don't eat me!
I'm too chewy! ( screaming )
( gasping )
Holy shrimp! They're everywhere!
( screaming )
( muffled ): What?
( screams )
I told you that shirt was hideous.
( screams )
No, no! I want to live!
I want to live!
Mr. Krabs... what's going on?
Everywhere I look, I see killer Krabby Patties.
There, there.
I'm sure it's nothing that getting back
to work won't solve.
Here's your spatula.
Spatula.
And here's the grill.
Grill.
And here are some fresh Krabby...
( screaming )
( continues screaming )
Hmm, there may be a problem after all.
What does this mean?
It means there's something wrong with your head.
Look, I think maybe you should see a professional.
Wrestler? No! A psychiatrist.
Oh, but where am I gonna find a psychiatrist...
Ow!
Hey, look at this.
( SpongeBob reads )
Gosh, I don't know about this, Mr. Krabs.
Wouldn't I have to miss work if I went to see...
( screams )
Well, this looks like the place.
Uh, hello? Doctor?
Come in, Mr. SquarePants.
Please, have a seat on the couch.
Now... ( chuckles )
let's unload all that harmful information
in your little yellow head.
You're a bit smaller than I imagined, Doctor.
But I guess that's why they call you a shrink.
( laughs, then clears throat )
Do you think there's hope for me, Doctor?
Hope? Hope!? When I get my hands on that formula,
there won't be any hope for any of you.
( laughs )
( clears throat ): Yeah, I mean...
you'll be cured in no time.
Oh, good.
Let's start with a simple exercise.
Jumping jacks?
I want you to close your eyes.
Tighter.
Too tight!
Now, tell me what you see.
I see giant Krabby Patties.
Good! And what are they made of?
Hatred!
No, I mean ingredients.
What are the stinking ingredients?!
They're coming for me.
No! No! No!
Stay back!
Wait, where'd you get that piano?
( groans )
We're trying something else.
I'm going to say a word, and I want you to say
the first word that pops into your head.
Ready?
I'm ready!
Work. Work.
Spatula.
Bun. Bun.
See, the key is to say something
different than what I say.
Oh, okay, I got it.
Potato. Po-tah-to.
Tomato. To-mah-to.
I've laid out some words on cards here.
These words are common kitchen ingredients.
I want you to arrange them in any order you choose.
It could be a poem or a secret formula,
I don't know... oh, yes!
A secret formula, good.
Let's do that.
Um, you're making me nervous.
Oh, okay.
I'll be over here, then.
I'm finished!
I arranged them into a piano.
( loud crash )
Since your mind has been resistant
to every mental technique so far,
I'm forced to resort
to my most powerful method of curing you.
Fiber?
No. Hypnosis.
Hypnosis?!
Now, keep your eyes on this watch.
When I count to three, you will fall into a deep sleep.
One...
uh, two...
uh, three.
( snoring )
I can't believe it worked.
Now, when I snap my fingers,
you will awake and tell me the formula.
( snaps fingers )
( snaps fingers quickly )
Hey... wake up!
( snoring continues )
( cymbals clash )
(trumpeting)
(drumming)
Hmm, what else is loud and obnoxious?
( cell phone plays electronic melody )
Why won't you wake up?!
♪ La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la ♪
♪ La, la, la, la, la ♪
( screams )
( roaring )
Where am I?
( whimpering ) ( slurping, growling )
Hey, SpongeBob, I heard your brain was sick
so I brought you this cookie pizza.
Gee, thanks.
And here's some chocolate milk.
The king of flavored dairy drinks!
Oh, Krabby Patty,
l'm so glad we're friends again.
Just remember, SpongeBob, I'll always be with you,
right here. In my heart?
Actually, in your arteries.
Now, do me a favor and wake up.
Wake up.
Wake up...!
( groaning, yawning )
It worked! I'm cured!
But what about the formula?
Oh, you're right!
I better get back to work!
Thanks for everything, Doc!
No! It's a lie!
Therapy doesn't really work!
You're still sick!
Very, very sick!
Good to see your brain's all fixed, boy.
Yeah, I just needed some sleep is all.
Well, I can safely say, no more 24-hour shifts...
'cause 23 hours'll be plenty. ( laughing )
( laughing ): Aw, Mr. Krab...
( laughing )
No, seriously. Get back to work!